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Interests: Music, missions, movie making, etc. I enjoy just about everything, other than Country Music and infomercials. Yeah, my life is strange and otherwise unpredictable. I guess life should be that way, or everyone would be bored and writing on sites like these all day, rather than off on adventures.
Expertise: I'm not sure. I'm just the average Asian in Idaho, with the exception I'm an Asian in Idaho. You know you live in Idaho when your Asian family gets together and everyone else deems it an Asian Awareness meeting.
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Member Since:
11/5/2004
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| After getting married and going on a honeymoon, life is quite different. It's good.
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| >>>This program contains content not suitable for all ages. Viewer discretion advised.<<<
I had E-coli and I had heard bad things about what happens. Thankfully, I had watched the Dateline about it and knew that I shouldn't take any diarrhea medicine or it would only worsen. So, I chose to tough it out. My rule on the white throne was long and tedious— repetitive and painful. And then it happened. I thought I was dying. I stared into the bowl and saw nothing but red chunks. I panicked. But then something caught my eye: strawberry seeds. It's amazing how one thing can lead to the next (in this case, raw hamburger meat and strawberries in the midst of fiery diarrhea) and before you know it, you have a near-death experience only to be relieved (in more ways than one).
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| Being 21, I chose to have a beer with my steak. Good steak, but I can't say the same for the beer.
Corona beer = fat man's belly button sweat (with complimentary lime)
But, I try to never end on a negative note, so watch this. http://youtube.com/watch?v=c2W0ja50v18
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| Latin Diagnosis: Longtimus Onthecannus. I had enchiladas at the company potluck this weekend. Let me tell you, there was no luck involved in them, just me on the pot. Ironic I needed lots of Beeno at the Mexican themed lunch. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that I ate it at eleven at night and it had been sitting out since noon. Excuses, excuses. Montezuma and his collateral damage. I didn't kill his people. I'm not even in Mexico! (Is he from Mexico?) Whether he was or not, he reached from the grave and punched me in the colon.
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| I almost forgot. One of my manager's first language is not English, which leads to funny typos. We have events called "Baby Fests", which was incorrectly deemed "Baby Feasts" in our communication system.
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